Then read his archives. They’re freely available online.

Agreed. Putting him on TV and bringing in outside “experts” were a turn off for me.

The BS Report is a must-listen for me.

WHOA THERE.

Asshole move.

Um, Jesus Montero isn’t fat AND he’s apparently quite the AAAA player.

This makes me want to see Jameis Winston fail. Hard.

Soccer fans seem a special breed.

Then don’t take the class.

Who gives a shit what a parent thinks about a college class?

“When I was in college I bartended at burger restaurant. One evening while serving a table of five, I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.” She was not joking.”

What is wrong with Whole Foods? Besides paying a bit more, I mean.

SHUT UP, FACTS!

I haven’t loved everything Simmons has written, but I sure as shit haven’t hated anything.

C’mon, he’s long-winded, but not shitty.

Griffin deserved that. Don’t want to get hit? Don’t push off someone while trying to dunk over them.

Be interesting.

Inigo Montaya’s son has aged...quickly.

Forget about the curveball Ricky, give ‘em the heater!

He’s gone because he’s no longer “The Sports Guy”, he’s “Bill Simmons.”