There should be more socially acceptable places to defecate.

YOU WERE PIGGY BACKING ON THE COMMENT.

If the backstory and in-jokes are based on bullshit, then why does it bother you not to understand them?

Sorry that you don’t like to read, man. But you can’t understand the backstory without actually reading the back story.

He mentioned reading, not television.

Should we send lube?

If you want the backstory and in-jokes, it is.

They’re humping his leg while turning their head and talking shit.

Wait, what? Deadspin has almost nothing but hate for Simmons and Grantland.

Then read his archives. They’re freely available online.

Agreed. Putting him on TV and bringing in outside “experts” were a turn off for me.

The BS Report is a must-listen for me.

Asshole move.

Um, Jesus Montero isn’t fat AND he’s apparently quite the AAAA player.

This makes me want to see Jameis Winston fail. Hard.

Soccer fans seem a special breed.

Then don’t take the class.

Who gives a shit what a parent thinks about a college class?

“When I was in college I bartended at burger restaurant. One evening while serving a table of five, I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.” She was not joking.”

What is wrong with Whole Foods? Besides paying a bit more, I mean.