SHUT UP, FACTS!

I haven’t loved everything Simmons has written, but I sure as shit haven’t hated anything.

C’mon, he’s long-winded, but not shitty.

Griffin deserved that. Don’t want to get hit? Don’t push off someone while trying to dunk over them.

Be interesting.

Inigo Montaya’s son has aged...quickly.

Forget about the curveball Ricky, give ‘em the heater!

He’s gone because he’s no longer “The Sports Guy”, he’s “Bill Simmons.”

Adam Carolla’s podcast network.

Scrub the fucking toilet, moron.

CHEATERS. Don’t cheat, don’t worry about a sting.

He’s not breaking any laws or hurting people, so maybe lay off.

Yes, that’s exactly what they are.

#notallfratbros

The woman in the story sounded like she could have used rescuing from someone.

Odds are low someone will actually fight. Turn ONE friend against the alpha and he’ll need to at least retreat to lick his wounds.

What’s the appeal of swimming naked with other dudes if you’re heterosexual? Not that I’m against it, but having a lady there wouldn’t affect me wanting to skinny dip.

Well, they called him “The Hammer” because his penis was big and hefty, like a tool made for pounding other things into things.

For the same reason basic bitches do.

Their actions/words affected hers, hers did not affect theirs.