You have a lot of kids watching the news at any time during the day?

One side says: "We don't think you should do Y, because we do X and believe Y to be wrong."

Go up with two hands and an attempted block won't be a problem.

It's as if they're in it for the money or something. How dare they.

YES. I don't care if Bonds was drinking Superman's blood, he hit 762 home runs. They counted. Games were won.

Their lives are mostly empty, college or not. Just because they're not oppressed, poor and slightly more educated doesn't mean their lives aren't worth shit.

Because in a riot, anything goes. People hate their lives, want to take it out on someone else.

Actually, if you count Japan (which I don't for HoF purposes, but it's worth noting), he's over 4k.

Six additional seasons at his LOWEST total hits per season as a full-time starter would give him 3815. Yep, I agree. Pete Rose was lucky.

I can pull my hair behind either of my ears, am I unknowingly signaling my want of a dick sandwich?

He's really that close? Damn. Now...is he a HoF candidate?

Oh, carsick makes far more sense to avoid the bus, though the erection part is pretty damn funny.

Dude fell onto another guy's lap and he's freaking out? AND HE FELT WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN ERECTION?

CHRIST, shut it down. Shut it all down. Can you imagine?

She sounds quite a catch.

That balance works for her. Other balances might work for other people.

I refer to them by brand, mostly because I own nothing but sneakers.

Yep. I used to buy the premium option when I lived in AZ to watch the Mariners, but now that I'm in PDX, I opted for the far cheaper 19.99 audio option.

STOP SAYING TIME IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE. Enough. We get it, you liked True Detective (I did too).

Well, he's not wrong about Jerry Springer.

People like you suck.