What a dick.

Uhhhh...seriously?

I honestly thought it was for years. "Cornhole at parties? WTF is wrong with kids these days?" until my friend asked me a few months ago to play. And then I saw the bean bag thing.

Why...why wouldn't you double him there?

Wait, so he's wearing a shirt and she's not? Boy, he must be fun.

Same here. I still feel bad asking about ingredients and food prep, and I always order whatever they recommend that is safe for me to eat.

Sorry that my gluten allergy requires you to explain the ingredients and preparation method of the food I'm paying your business to cook for me.

Agreed. I'd shove the guy across the room if I saw anyone do that to a retail/food employee.

They put up with a lot of shit. Let them blow off steam.

That was the entire point.

I'll see you there.

I counted calories for the two months leading up to my wedding. Lost 18 lbs! Felt great. Wedding was just an arbitrary date though, wasn't really a wedding diet.

My wife bought a dress that she looked great in, didn't bother losing a pound.

Wow, I've been spelling and pronouncing that wrong forever. How in the hell did I never notice that? Thanks.

Backwards K means the guy struck out looking. Regular K is swinging.

Unfortunately, being an enabler isn't a crime. Ugh ugh ugh ugh though.

Yeah...who gives a shit about a college basketball game when people are dying, man?

No argument there. Poor positioning (is that what they call it in soccer?)

It's pretty funny if you sit back and appreciate it for what it is.

Point taken. But I'm laughing, so...

That wasn't a push off in the same way Jordan didn't push Byron Russell. But whatever, it was amazing.