He's trolling. For a day or so now.

We can tell what you're doing.

Why did he throw up on his shirt?

Generally? You mean never.

You sure about that? You ever heard of a season ticket package that covered home and away games?

It feels good to do good, no matter how little or much recognition we get.

I'd let a kid hug me if I gave him a ball. Actually, I DID give two young kids two BP balls I picked up at spring training, the team saw me do it offered tickets to a regular season game. How cool is THAT?

I'm glad I'm not a high school teacher. Yikes.

Parents must not like you (unfortunately).

Okay!

Parenting done right.

Yeah, I was in the best shape of my life, and he wasn't nearly as strong as he is now. NBA players are just a different breed.

Wow, he got off easy. Asshole.

He went from nearly crying to happy REAL quick, figuring special needs he is not (though I could be wrong).

Spring training. Doesn't count.

People died, man.

By sunbathe your vagina I'm sure you mean vulva, right? I'm a dude, but I'd imagine getting sun into a vagina wouldn't be that relaxing.

1996 was 18 years ago?

Wait, shit. I am so old.

I played against Brian Scalabrine in a pickup game at our community college once. Guarding on a fast break one play, he went behind his back past me at half court, stepped in front, and dunked a few dribbles later, taking four strides to cover half the damn court.

I've never understood how bars would condone drinking games played on their premises, but beer pong is way fun at parties.