Soon, Gawker and Deadspin.

The NCAA is bullshit right here.

You don't poop every day? Yikes.

Science.

Yes, because their lies hurt all of us.

Make your own. Every day.

You're right on one point: it SHOULDN'T be a big deal.

Wouldn't only racist white people be uncomfortable around someone like you?

Which is why I'll never go to Redbox, as I sure as hell don't want to talk to most of the people in line there about anything.

I agree on the not dropping off, didn't think about the pressure.

F*ck that. Helicopter or nothing at all. Or maybe a parachute.

Cross yo legs and fold your arms across yo chest!

Doesn't it?

Um, that's not how you're supposed to put together direct quotes.

Then shut up and go do it.

Suuuuuuuure you're going to run a 2:50 marathon.

Why are so many football fans such vocal advocates against calls like this? Isn't football a more exciting game when the stars stay on the field, uninjured?

Oh good god. You suck at this.

I doubt he FELL intentionally, but he sure was a jackass for sliding on the rail.

No actual athlete would say the things you do.