I play basketball, baseball, tennis, and sometimes football.

Know what's worse? People who complain about them.

It's common practice to protect your nut sack at all times.

How much money does someone have to make before they hire someone to drive them around at night?

Racism is taught. Whether you learn it from TV, the internet, friends, or family, we don't automatically hate people who are different without being told we should.

Eh, an overwhelming majority of men don't condone rape.

White collar version of Git 'Er Done.

No grown woman should be wearing a romper. Ugh.

I know this, but you can't apparently teach everyone how stupid it is to do.

Took me a few seconds to figure out who he was. I KNOW I know that guy...

If he was joking, where's the funny part? You know, the line that makes people laugh? Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

He's a temperamental wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys who had a rough childhood.

Don't be a dick.

We don't really adapt, we consume and move on. Like a virus.

Who gives a shit? If some idiot taxpayers want to waste their own money, have them go ahead and do so.

Kick her the fuck out.

Not fake accounts, no.

AWESOME.

You have time to do all that?

I was thinking that, too.