That is gold.

Aw, man. I'm tired of hearing bad news. Hope he's not involved and they find the guy.

Like a sting operation. I'm good with that.

Yup. That sucked.

Well, they are regularly tested. Maybe there needs to be a disclaimer?

They've been used for a long, long, long time.

That's my favorite fancy word screw up. Favorite ever.

You don't see many jam, either.

Either do something about the problem or get out of the way, but certainly don't give us a shitty video in portrait mode.

We all know by know that Google Drive doesn't actually save anything locally, yes? It's all shortcuts to files stored online only.

We won't be talking about that dunk in a week.

Because if the man is found to be at fault, the wife will possibly blame herself, which she doesn't want to do.

Do people's spouses really throw cookware at their partners? And it's accepted as something normal?

I bet there's something in their contract allowing them to do so. After all, AT&T did buy the phones from Apple.

Wish Apple wouldn't let AT&T do that.

Wrigley is a fucking dump. Went there once hoping for a transcendent baseball experience, was left wondering why everyone was falling over drunk at 10am, why there were seemingly two bathrooms for the entire outfield, why the food sucked worse than the last day of a carnival, and disgusted at the seats.

Arrrgggghhh! The 5 is borderline too big for one-handed operation!

Oh look, another dumbass that can't shoot video correctly. This is getting tiresome.

Didn't Blake Griffin do something similar last year? Also wasn't a dunk.

So he wants to have a baby with his sister? Odd way of asking for her hand, I suppose.