OP was being sarcastic.

Why is that unfair?

Right now? Yes. Yes, I am sitting on the couch, watching a football game while typing this, right now.

I think you're wrong.

Why "should" they last as long as you'd like them too?

Then don't buy a fucking iPhone!

Good call. She was complaining about tech in general.

...something no one else did. That makes it valuable.

You don't seem a nice person.

There's no need to be an anonymous dick.

Yup. Ever HAD to go while sitting on the runway, feet away from the gate? Been there. The flight attendant nearly knocked down the door trying to get me out, but would shitting my pants have been better?

Amazing. Worth every penny.

No, you're a community full of assholes that turns over people's cars and then asks everyone else to pay for it.

Sure, but most people are going to read this article and think "running a marathon is bad? Well, I may as well not run at all!" and think that's solid reasoning.

Brave enough? Brave enough to be thrown BP by a professional pitcher? Brave? That word does not mean what you think it means.

Because they play better teams in their division during the second half?

I'd rather die running a marathon than succumb to heart disease while watching TV.

Yes.

Wait, your friend ran a marathon without training properly and you wonder why you're hurt?

Bet there are a lot of kids conceived because of stuff like that.