Or for folks who don’t have an issue with the keyboard? Just a guess.

Vote: Kindle Keyboard 3

Lol

"smack" Go sit in a corner for referencing that sham of a game call M!

The best part is that apart from the atrocity that is Other M, none of this storytelling is spoon-fed to players. You have to figure it out for yourself. And that's what makes Metroid so atmospheric and rewarding.