Why not a show about a National Socialist president?
- Breitbart's entertainment editor

Dig him up! Dig up that corpse!

You forgot to add, "Now who do I see about filling my dick pills prescription for free?"

Fun fact: Before humans wiped them out avocados propagated mainly through the giant sloths that once populated Meso-America as they were the only creatures able to pass the huge pits through their digestive systems. No word on whether millennial rectums are getting larger to inhabit the same ecological niche.

Why when there's a TGIFridays, Chilis, or Ruby Tuesday wherever there isn't an Appleby's?

"She had countersued Mueller over the alleged assault for $1 in an attempt to set “an example to other women who may resist publicly reliving similar outrageous and humiliating acts…"" Provided you can pay tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars out of pocket for a top notch legal team, b/c they sure as fuck weren't…

Clematis plants juice, eh? You ever try Clamato juice? A little Clamato, a little vodka, a little horseradish…you got yourself a party.

I have scuzzball, sleazebag, and sleazeball (none of which my phone recognizes as words). It was a great year for new adjectives about landlords and Wall Streets types!

As a stuffed animal bought for $50 per lot of 1000 from China I'm sure the answer is extremely.

I really like that the bear's haircut is totally the Hitler hair plastered across the head rather than the Trump rancid cotton candy made with cheez-whiz across the head.

Now that that douchebag Stannis is dead, Davos thought it was as good a time as any to get back into smuggling.

Jokes on them it was imitation soy-based Krab! Never trust a smuggler!

You mean a Coke, you sonuvabitch?! [immediately begins swinging at PossibleMisnomer]

He clearly just got lost on the way to his Mad Max LARPing game in this park.

It's a good choice as Stephen Moyer is clearly thinking about Paquin's tits in that shot.

Well looking at that list at least Tomei was the only one in a movie that anyone continued watching after 1995.

At least The Dark Tower dropped precipitously. Hopefully this will put a stake through the TV show and in 10 years someone who liked or at least read the books can reboot it.

You forgot the Choice Ship of Ms. Havisham and the Convict.

[University of Syracuse mascot issues strongly worded statement denying any association with Trump]

Seems like it's about as good as their current deal. I was just looking for something for my son to watch and most of the Disney stuff is the Z grade sequels to their D movies. Seriously—Brother Bear 2, Fox and the Hound 2, Atlantis 2, Tarzan 2. It's just shit all the way down.