Considering our current leader seems incapable of cutting up his own meat, that might be a tall order.

Mmm…sure wish there was a place around here to get crayfish for lunch…

France didn't end slavery once and for all until 1848, so basically you're suggesting we should've killed the rich but kept their slaves?

I take care of the "not being racist" with #4 on my list, The Wire.

Yes, the goal is a society where everyone is just the right amount of street to play James Bond.

True story. My grandparents once had a female Doberman Pinscher named Greta and I never once wanted to whip that bitch.

Pioneer, eh? I think we know that this movie will clearly end with the title card, "Oscar Micheaux have died of dysentery."

She looks like the card counter from Casino after they put his head in a vise.

She's clearly psyching herself up for her audition to play the hideous vulture-eyed old man in a DC theater company production of The Tell-Tale Heart.

Emily Swallow?! Must…resist…filthy…comment…

Preferably the kind that beats the patients with broom handles.

I'm sure it's implicitly implied in the show to be the reason why he didn't bother with them for so many years. That and his nicknames for his sons, Assface and Pigman.

And let's take a moment to salute the fake Campari ad depicting Jerry Falwell as a literal motherfucker that went all the way up to the Supreme Court.

Mine were all eaten unfortunately.

Yes, and of course her porn star Doppelgänger, Fan Bangbang.

BS. He's clearly Lando's catfish sidekick from RotJ.

I assume those 3 words were, "Go away! Batin'!"

You have to watch the red band version with 4 seconds of footage showing PT Barnum leaping on a rampaging elephant's back and repeatedly stabbing it in the brain with his famous retractable claws from his sideshow days.

Clearly they put Cyborg in charge HUD.

"This for winning an Oscar for being in Shakespeare in Love for 30 seconds, you bitch!!!"