I assume it was very similar to the interrogation scenes from Zero Dark Thirty.

The video also failed to mention Liv Tyler followed in her father's footsteps of being able to hold three billiard balls in her mouth,

It just turns up lots of videos of montages of cold, wet dogs set to Sarah McLaughlin songs.

William H. Macy demanded hardcore non-simulated sex scenes because he was still mad about not getting to in Boogie Nights.

Maybe he can just appreciate that a good cut of meat should be prepared rare unlike a certain other petulant man child who likes his $60 steaks burned to garbage and slathered with ketchup.

It was in their bladders the whole time!

Yeah, as a person whose grandmother was an actual slave after she watched the Nazis machine gun down all the males in her village as a 14 year old girl and then shipped to Germany to be an actual house slave in a Nazi officer's home for starvation level rations where she would've been shipped to a death camp if she…

Thank god a deranged racist lunatic with the ability to launch nuclear missiles didn't spend the morning tweeting insane comments at the government of GB and London this morning so that we can focus on real serious issues like which shows Chance the Rapper feels should be cancelled.

And that's taking into consideration he shafted large numbers of contractors and suppliers during construction before he even declared bankruptcy.

The majority of white ones had it last November and clearly decided that this Trump fellow seemed competent and non-rapey and that they should pass the ball to him.

Cannes executives scratch off Chastain's name from next year's jury and pencils in Bryce Dallas Howards name.

I'm sure one day we'll have a remake of The Graduate and I hope on that day the man that corners Ben at his graduation party tells him, "I have three words for you. Just three words. Biometric penis scanners."

Thankfully Homme's evil doppelgänger Craig Killborne is still unemployed.

"The fuck you crackers dressed like that for!?"

Would you really dishonor your parents memory by changing the name they lovingly gave you at birth: Shits McGiggle.

Yeah, she gave him some sound advice: "If you lay a hand on me I'll cut your fucking dick off."

Nice try. I was this close to embracing the eternal love of your savior Jesus Christ but then I looked at your comment history and saw your only other comment was calling Titanic the greatest movie ever and realized you might not have the best judgment.

Plus law enforcement will be able to round up a whole bunch of suspected serial killers and pedophiles all at once.

[realizes sandwich has been cut into two triangles, not rectangles; throws plate and sandwich onto floor]

I'm sure Macron owns a couple of well coiffed Pomerians or Bichon Frise that would get the steak before he wasted it on Trump.