I find him witty and informative. No, wait, that's Ted Koppel. This guy's an asshole.

He mentioned he was a quarter Jewish through his maternal grandmother.

Don't forget the seal who died last week in Yemen trying to clear out one of the Clinton Foundation's terrorist compounds!!!

"I like the indigenous peoples who didn't get wiped out by smallpox! Wait, no, those are the ones I do like!"

Yeah being unfamiliar with the character I still have no idea what this is going to be about. It doesn't help that the previews make it look like every teen thriller from the past 20 years about attractive young people being stuck in a mental institution where something sinister may or may not actually be happening.

"Lots Jews out there in the audience tonight. I guess you people do run the media. I haven't seen this many Jews grouped together since I saw Bannon's list of the first people to be rounded up when we declare martial law in a few weeks"

Pfft. Look at those roots. Blonde my ass.

[straps psib to a chair and forces him to watch the every episode of Fear the Walking Dead to demonstrate that nothing about the show should ever continue in any format with any cast]

One of my favorite lines in the books is when they leave Janet behind to run things while they're on the voyage and at some point one of them wonders if she's turned Fillory into an authoritarian dictatorship while they've been gone.

She's actually go to allow YOU the home viewer to vote by texting your suggestions of what she should name them to 1-800-KDZ-4CSH!!!*

I think they're more likely to pull a "lock him in a windowless room, entrust him to the sole care of an illegal immigrant orderly, and then forget about him and spend his money."

I'm too busy praying that Trump suffers a massive stroke that leaves his mind intact but his body physically unable to produce any movement or sound whatsoever and then for him to live another 30 years like that.

I think it's kind of a stretch to call Yar's Revenge a game.

You forgot to mention that they are potential allies who, in addition to being wrong, are ruled over by the anti-Christ in pope's robes and will still be burning hell for all eternity with folks like Ghandi.

Actually near her feet in the frame is a jug of wine, so she's actually trying to catch Orson Welles.

The fact that the 144K was already pre-determined by God at the moment of creation always made Jehovah's Witnesses conversions efforts hilarious. Why should I bother speaking with you, either I'm "saved" or I'm not and converting to your cult won't a damn bit of difference.

Yet, I'm sure that Trump takes it as a personal affront that Obama's hanging with an other [ahem] billionaire.

Well he's not an American citizen, doesn't live in the US, and his parent companies are all located in the UK and Australia so I can kind of see how compared to some other billionaires he might not want to pay US taxes all that much.

To be fair Luke lied on his Imperial FAFSA form, stating his father was deceased, so Yoda was going to kick him out for non-payment anyway.

At this point you're better off hoping that Trump starts trashing the CDC and a couple of concerned scientists decide that it's time to shave a few dozen percentage points off the US population.