I do not read Jalopnik, I have no idea who you are, and I fucking love you for this.

With no sarcasm I can completely, honestly state that this was amazing and you are a hero.

WE ONLY DRIVE CARS IN SPORT MODE

A Mustang with a good V8? That would be shameful.

Yep, I was in sport mode the entire drive.

The C111 from 20 years earlier was even better.

It won’t, and pop-up headlights are absurd.

Hydrolock just kicked in yo!

Actually that video is the definitive identification guide to help distinguish between the supercars.

I guess I should’ve known by the way
You parked your car in flooding that it wouldn’t last
See, you’re the kinda person that believes in drivin’ thru once
Love ‘em and leave ‘em trashed

All together now... Little wet Corvette, baby you’re much too low

I’m more concerned as to why a grown man was with a teenager who he was not related to...

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

This is terrible. Just reaching the prime of life and to have it snuffed out in an instant, I can’t even fathom that. Also, the teenager dying is sad as well.

I don’t know if there’s any political will behind it. Those dumb whitehouse.gov petitions don’t do shit. We basically need to pull a Tea Party and run, then elect, gearheads to Congress on this platform.

Regardless of whether or not this car is actually legal, I have to ask... Why hasn’t Jalopnik and its community put together some sort of campaign to try to get rid of this stupid import law?

Comment of the day.

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

well.... its striking... but i wouldnt call it pretty.. proportions on it just seem all kinds of wrong to me...

In a BMW you never have to signal.