BABU!

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

One day I’m going to do a roundup of early 2000s sport compacts for a massive video comparison test. One day. In the meantime, here comes the Nissan Sentra SE-R Spec V!

I have to wonder why FCA didn’t just put a roll cage and proper harness in this from the factory. I mean they are making it standard with 1-seat and it’s obviously a dedicated drag car so why half ass it?

For people that are very experienced at drag racing, an automatic will be faster as well.

when it comes to drag racing, manuals impress girls in high school, and automatics win races

Not surprised. For people who would be new to drag racing or still inexperienced, an automatic is going to always allow for better consistency. The skill cap required to consistently get faster times out a manual in a car like this is very, very high.

automatics win races big boi

Automatics win races, manuals win hearts.

When I was born in 1980, I spent my first year laying in my infant carrier sideways in the space behind the seats in my mom’s Triumph Spitfire :/

That would be extremely inadvisable. Those unibodies are wavy as lasagna noodles.

There are a few companies that make lifts for outbacks. My pick for when I lift my forester is Anderson Design & Fab, they have a nice 2" lift that looks pretty easy to install.

1999 Neon ACR would like to have words with you.

One of these days I’m gonna buy that SVT Contour, and you bastards won’t be able to stop me! Just you wait!

The grossest part of either of those movies was him eating those greasy nachos.

Stuntman Mike approves! 

What’s the point of of losing all that weight when you have these super large radials up front? If it’s not powered, all it will do is make it slower. There’s a reason drag cars have skinny wheels up front. What’s the point?

which is the exact number of seats it needs if you didnt tell your wife you were buying it.

I don’t know if you know this, but despite his existing horde of barely-running Jeeps, our man David Tracy is dreaming of first-gen RX-7 ownership. I’ve been subtly trying to push him over the edge and buy one. Care to join me in this?