what the fuck is american cheese?

lol

binge drinking/other unhealthy drinking behaviours should never be encouraged except in cases of funny videos. you're a true soldier lindy west.

roseanne believes the government has a weather control machine (this, supposedly: http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/). groundbreaking, brave, etc, etc, she may have been a lot of things in the past. now, she's mostly just unhinged.

to be fair, i did not create a comprehensive list of the good things in canada. clamato definitely belongs on it: caesars and the prairie innovation of beer and clamato (almost a meal, mostly a drink!) are enough to make any barren winter nightmarescape livable.

coming from canada has few if any benefits, but kids in the hall is one of them. this was the first thing this article made me think of.

WAIT. "air-popped popcorn" is its own thing? what has everyone else been popping their corn in?!

I don't understand why Lena Dunham is misogynistic.

Emma Stone lol