... wait, wouldn't he have to pee in me for that to work? *horrified look*

I think it might be better to use a name that is a descriptor that 1. tells the reader something about the child's personality and 2. hides them as much as possible. I know with creative non-fiction you can be sued by someone if there is enough information that can identify them (I have had to be very vague to protect…

Oh! Then may I ask - have you noticed any changes in yourself (emotionally or physically) since having it? I know every woman experiences it differently, but I am interested in narratives to see what I may have to look forward to.

I feel like the image will fail. Fingers crossed it does not.

Before I went on my hormonal thing I used condoms exclusively. The annoying part is stopping to put it on, but you can always make that part of the fun, and the good part with condoms is if something went wrong you pretty much know it right away. No surprises for me.

I may do that for the first couple of months, actually, until I learn to trust this thing. Spermicide might be a good idea, actually. Maybe I can get partner to spring for it, since I paid for this thing and he doesn't want to be preggo either. Thanks!

*My post contains spoilers*

He could (even though I'd rather be ejaculated in, weirdly). Still, can't you get pregnant from pre-cum? Or is that some horrifying thing that my sex ed taught me to keep me from having any sort of sexy times?

Nah, you're not. I also don't want children for similar reasons, and also because I just do not like children. I like videos and children and pictures of children and I guess my nieces aren't terrible as far as children go, but the thought of one of my own is absolutely ugh.

So, I got my little hormonal joy stick stuck in my arm about a month ago, and though I had breakthrough bleeding for about two weeks straight (that sucked) it seems to have settled now. That is good. Also, I think my boobs already look a tad bigger. That is also good.

Question about the Implant (Nexplanon/Implanon) Birth control in the reply:

Sounds like the guy has some boundary issues - unless you are known to be in an open relationship, it sounds like he's kind of trying to invade there. And while it could potentially be fun, it could more than likely cause a rift between you and your boyfriend. I'm of the belief that just because you are attracted to…

Oh, creepy! I'm kind of jealous.

... I think I speak for everyone when I say we want to hear this story.

Don't let the haters keep you down, Deena. Dance, dance for us all!

Oh, that clumsy dancer probably feels ridiculously bad. I hope he doesn't get fired.

Christian stalks her, invades her life without her permission, omits to her that the contract is not legally binding (she believes it is for a bit) and makes Ana feel incredibly uncomfortable for quite a lot of the first book, at least. That she eventually gives consent is good, but not the issue. He manipulates her…

Sexy times achieved. I feel satisfied and happy. Boom. I hope you are all having lovely evenings!

This may make me sound like a dick, but I am of the belief that if you give a gift it shouldn't come with any strings attached - you give it because you want to give it, and if you are looking for thanks you should not put yourself out there like that, because invariably you are going to be disappointed.

Rejoice! Going to have sexy times. I asked and he was all "oh? Yes." YESSS