Oh, you'd be surprised what people will do when asked to by an authority figure.

Well now I can never think about "vigorous frolicking" again without getting a tremendous sad.

Same!!

I am legit sad about Clive Barker today :( I'm hoping he doesn't kick the bucket before he finishes the Abarat series (and everything else).

Oh man, I totally get that being all out of sync and nightmarey (I had a night terror once when switching sides).

Yeah, not to mention all that blood and stuff (lochea?) that falls out for a month after giving birth.

I think Snooki may be anxious around people she doesn't know without alcohol as a social lubricant, maybe.

I'm not sure of the official excuse, but I think it has something to do with your sexuality is linked ONLY to procreation. If you aren't aiming to have a babe, then you best stop your diddling, ma'am.

I just got my MFA. We weren't all writing that, Franco. So, stfu and quit it with the hair already.

The Id (and all of psychoanalysis) is still valid in terms of art - the last place it has yet to be put to rest, which is probably rather unfortunate, but good for all those psychoanalytic lit crit people out there (I'm looking at you, Zizek!)

Not really sure how throwing acid can be misconstrued, but my lady brain is so small sometimes I don't read so well.

This. So much this. No "kinky" act has anything to do with disrespect, unless you do it because humiliating someone without their consent or mutual enjoyment is what you get off on. Sheesh.

Being a fashion photo expert from watching ANTM (aka Tyra Banks is Tyra! Also some other girls), I am not getting these photos. Like.. sleep? Are they making light of narcolepsy? Are they so caught up with their middle class ennui that it tires their achey bones? I think her wings should have been a little drooped at…

That pooping metaphor is probably the best metaphor I have ever read. Also, I am going to tell a lot of people to cloak (or uncloak) their shame right now.

This. So much this.

You know, at first I was like "really!" but then thought, okay, these women are terrible, and he is kind of down to earth in his terrible way.

My cat does this, but only to wait until I move and flush so he can watch the water go down. I no longer fascinate him, but the toilet? Every time.

I totally, totally would.

For all the work she's put in? Me, too.

Ah, mine are not careful. They are actually really tame about it mostly, a "ho hum, this again, bah", but if you slack off at all they take that as an invite to struggle the fuck out of my grasp :(