I believe that the conspiracy theories revolve around the failure to release Epstein’s client list to the public. Plus him being killed to guarantee his silence.

Pretty much every self-declared “centrist” only ever criticises policies to the left of the average GOP voter.

Were any of them ever linked to the numerous troll accounts with variations of “tomato” in the username?

He wants the government to help him, but he doesn’t want the government to help other people.

Maybe he made her from Florida so that she’s from the panhandle.

Or has Star Wars become a sci-fi Where’s Wally (Waldo)?

As a non-American, I have a question about your “English” muffins. Are they sweet, like a number of US bread products or are they actually the savoury muffins we have in the UK?

It’s a compulsion to make “habit” jokes whenever someone mentions nuns or monks. The urge to turn Catholic nuns into Catholic puns.

They’re saying Boo-urns!

a new image of Kamala Khan reacting negatively to Goose in The Marvels.

Seems like a missed opportunity not to at least mention how someone representing a church that uses abstinence only sex education has the surname Handy

The previous Pope was in charge of the modern version of the inquisition, responsible for attempting to silence abuse victims. I’m sure it’s pure coincidence that he got voted into the top job. Nothing to do with him knowing where all the skeletons were buried.

He’s learning the difference between the right to bear arms and the right to wolverine arms.

Talking about putting legislation in front of him that he doesn’t understand, I can’t help but imagine him as being like Governor Lepetomane in Blazing Saddles. Just played by someone with only a fraction of Mel Brooks’ charisma.

His first commandment that “God is real” would suggest that he is also willing to bullshit about his religious beliefs for political office. Another thing putting him firmly in the mainstream conservatism camp.

I was almost expecting them to call for Britney to do another video with her face painted in woad, shouting about how they will never take her freedom.

A cursed film reel has the power to “suck the souls” from its viewers

Fucking MAGAs, how do they work?

Needs an “everything’s fentanyl” Oprah gif.

Is it just me or is the way that she’s interlaced her fingers also kind of odd?