Roll up to a Honda dealer in Phoenix…

I once negotiated a OTD price for a new car over the phone. The dealership emailed me a nice, clean itemized quote for, let’s say $25,000. I printed it out and brought it with me to sign for the car. When I arrived, a different salesman greeted me with a number hastily scratched on a sticky note (wtf?). No, see this…

“This isn’t how we do it, kid. First, you get through the police academy, and then you start killing unarmed Black civilians. If you had just followed procedure, you’d be looking at a paid ‘administrative leave’ right now.”

Well if they don’t bring them in alive, how are they supposed to buy them free hamburgers?

Spoken like a future mass-shooter pretending that /pol/ isn’t an issue.

MAYBE things would have gone differently if the arresting officers had known he killed a retired cop during his rampage, but that’s just fucked up in a different way. But yeah, it’s just “odd” how the guys with the body armor and guns and white supremacist manifestos never find themselves in choke holds or with knees…

Yea, I was thinking something similar. How the hell do they always take this assh0les alive. Fucking cowards always shoot unarmed civilians and then surrender immediately to the police without a fight.

I still sometimes think about the fact that they got Burger King for the kid who shot up the church..

Weird how cops are so good at bringing in these heavily armed and outfitted white supremacist killers alive but can’t seem to get George Floyd or Eric Garner in the back of a squad car without oopsie doopsie murdering them

At this point, if you find 4chan in your kids browsing history, it’s time to throw every internet capable device they have into a volcano and move to the woods. 18 years old, Christ.

Did the cops hug him and give him some warm milk and cookies afterwards like they do with all the other white supremacist mass murderers?

I have a 2013 Crosstour. I adore it.  That is all. 

I see one of these almost every day on my way to work. Always makes me smile.

First year sales didn’t even crack 100 units, sold less than 7500 total in about 4 years. I swear Chicago must’ve been the prime market for these things considering I see one just about every week.

Every time a ZDX gets posted, I feel compelled to comment that it was actually not a badge engineered Crosstour; moreover, it wasn’t even on the same platform as a Crosstour. Such a weird, niche car. Now we have a couple dozen ZDX knockoffs from every luxury and pseudoluxury brand. But the ZDX did it first. 

I liked it actually. Looked cool from certain angles. Sadly it was far too expensive for such a compromised vehicle. 

Remember the ZDX? If course you don’t. No one does.

Seriously? Your response to a fucking shooting is to mock trans people? Get the fuck off this website, we don’t want you here

Living up to your username I see. 

I’m not responding to the comments I’m referring to but wtf. how are the first two comments on a story about a mass shooting:
1. a shitty joke about gender identity by some mouth breathing troglodyte
2. a sarcastic comment about public transport, as if this could be blamed on subways instead of a gun proliferation no…