Oh I wasn't originally replying to you, I knew you were being facetious in your original posts (something about the all caps gave it away).
It is unfortunate that war (or the illusion of war) seems to be one of the few motivators of technological progress and invention these days. It'd be nice to have another age of…

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The good news is; it is well possible to plug in an external monitor .
The DRN-STN has at the bottom side an opening that gives access to the I/O compartment.