I struggle to balance “he’s a shit person”, with “he’s an employee who has not been convicted of anything.” The second is objectively true, and the first is subjectively true. Why shouldn’t he be allowed to work while the wheels of allegation and investigation and hopefully justice continue to turn? 

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

Still the star of my favorite “This is Sportscenter” commercial, where he keeps pulling out rings at the metal detector in front of an increasingly annoyed Jim Kelly.

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first…

Hey Well to be Fair Guy, it’s Posting in Wrong Article Guy,

Enjoy hell.

I have it on good authority that that “rat” was actually a squirrel, and that squirrel was named Tippy Toe. 

Steelers fans like him again now

Because they need to stoke the fires of the base against the “libtards” and their “whataboutisms”. Also, they are avoiding talking about Trump and his administration bungling of a lot of issues so as to curry favor with Trump and prop him up.   

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

the K Wing is the Rob Liefeld of Star Wars fighters.

Please, please, please NFL: Flex the Pats-Dolphins game to the Sunday night slot. The whole country really needs to laugh right now.

“The RunaBrownd. We’ve seen it. We’ve covered it.”

I imagine the call went something like this...

Tonight, there are no bad takes.

Exactly, Tesla came out of nowhere and right now, their closest competition has been a $100k Porsche. 

This needs more stars. If I wanted to read a press release I could go to Audi's website.

I don't know if it is "cutting corners" to not design a car to do a bunch of dumb shit nobody ever actually does.

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

Don't apologise for shit Hogan. You spoke the truth and Audi fed you marketing garbage. Tesla for all their faults, has absolutely destroyed in battery and motor tech.