If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Nobody star this.

Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that…

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

Of course he is obsessed with field goals, they are going to need to kick one every time the defense gets a turnover leading to an offensive three and out.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Why is it that people like Verlander and his spouse, who don’t hesitate to call people overly sensitive or “cucks” are generally really overly sensitive cucks ? 

I think the tats are the least of this mural's problems.

*pushes glasses up*

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

Hahaha, and at the time I was thinking... $14... Geeze.. I don’t know. This seems like an indie game.  At the time I had student loans and very little spending money.  I’m trying to remember when I got in.  It was an alpha or beta, but I remember it did have the Mun because I remember thinking, that’s Impossible!  I…

I am so excited. I know it wasn’t in-game graphics, but I’m just so happy KSP gets to live on. I think I’ve played the original more than any other game I own.  

I also enjoyed this reverse angle of Frazier coming around third:

*laughs in modded java edition*

I think the problem is most people are forming their opinions on every single person in an ENTIRE COUNTRY based on stuff they read on the internet. That’s not exactly fair. Most of us want change. These are generalizations.

I’m so hyped for the VR experience. I’m just hoping it doesn’t run like crap.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

I said everything I needed or wanted to say about the entitlement that informs EGS rage (and no, I’m not an EGS fan—but come the fuck on) in the previous story on Ooblets.

The only thing I feel a need to add at this point is: if a person’s argument in defense of issuing death threats/sexist epithets/mocked-up photos…

Dude.... This article wasn’t even about Epic man. It was about the indie studio and how they have been harassed to no end for simply doing the smart choice of taking an exclusivity deal that’s beneficial for them. It’s easy to talk about integrity and not selling out, but making games is fucking hard man.