I like Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer. I like Chris Pratt as Peter Quill. I thought he was the only somewhat likeable character in an otherwise dismally loathesome Jurassic World. Chris Pratt is fine, the problem is not with him. I also like Jack Black. I like Keegan-Michael Key. In fact, I like most everyone they cast for…

Twitch chat is a poor litmus test for what a reasonable response is.

“Rockstar Games releases GTA:O update that finally copies what modded RP servers have done for years.”

See this makes complete sense to me. You’re not expected to look down it for it to work.

I’m sorry, but why do guns have sights on them as if they’re looking down the barrel with actual eyeballs when it’s just all cameras anyways?

Hey Sony. You make some pretty good games sometimes. You should focus on doing that and shut the fuck up with your middle school bravado. Serious low-T energy you’re putting out there. It’s beneath you.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I’m kinda down on Nintendo right now for its growing list of assholery against their own community. They have great developers and designers. But their corporate side is a bit of a jerk and they get away with it a lot since flashing Link on the screen does a lot to make many…

Conservatives: I have, at most, about 4 total responses to opposing viewpoints. And they’re all in bad faith.

Many years later. Which is better than never, yes. But it sounds like they did that in some cases with PS4 because it was “easy wins” for them, but with the move to PS5 they have no plans to repeat the same.

Nintendo is the Disney of video games. They’re all wholesome and full of love. UNTIL. YOU. CROSS. THEM.

The system you are hinting at does not like taking luggage.

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!

Hey, gotta get those wrinkles out of your wings somehow.

I’m okay with this.

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Texas isn’t as red as people think it is anymore.

Outside voice: “Crusader Kings in space? Well that sounds like a novel combination of favorite genres that might just be right up my alley.”

I was dubious about the formation feature at first, but after watching the trailer I think it’ll be worth the growing pains just for the nerd chill factor.

I don’t think I’m going out on a limb to say 2022 isn’t fairly likely either. The time it’s going to take for the new devs to figure out where things were left and reverse engineer the last group’s work is going to take months. Hope the new devs know what they’re doing so it’s worth it in the end.

I have little sympathy for Overwatch 2 fans not getting the attention they feel they deserve while sit and watch Starcraft being silently shuffled off into the trash bin.