Basically what we’re going to see out of LA in the next few years.

Actually I’d just let them. As much as it brings warmth and joy to my heart to see the Jets franchise get driven lower into the mud, “beholden to being a Jets fan” is hovering around #2 on my “things I wouldn’t wish in my worst enemy” list.

“Fewer.”

I’m no Hearthstone expert, but I wonder what this could mean for fatigue decks...

Price has been such a predictably massive head case, he could go and pitch a perfect game in his next appearance, and my first thought would be how to leverage it to convince him to opt out of his contract next year.

I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, until it said she was going after YouTube and Twitch streams that simply had the game in it. That’s just petty.

Fuck. Yes.

Huh?

If you were expecting an in depth strategy game based around the F13th movies, I don’t think this game was made for you in mind.

Somewhere out there right now is an overzealous legal consultant getting dressed down by upper management.

Curt Schilling is like Boston’s crazy from out of state who’s mouth everyone dreads at family get-together’s and no one is sure who invited him in the first place.

And 99% of traditional sports don’t play the games they watch either. Including me.

At least you’ve got the fortitude to correctly identify why.

The more I think about it the more I think that a step back from ME:A is a good thing. BioWare Montreal made some decent DLC for ME2 and 3, but I’m not sure if they were set up right to be given the keys to a whole new game. There are hints of a great game in there. Combat abilities aren’t all that unique but…

Wall of stick figure comics depicting EA taking BioWare out behind the woodshed to be buried next to the 100 studios that came before it in 3... 2...

This. That moment really connected because there was no dramatic pause to really milk the betrayal and shock. He went straight from awe to unbridled rage and anguish in 4 seconds flat, because that’s how most of any of us would have reacted.

“AAAAAAAUGH MY NIPPLES!” will go down as one of my favorite lines in any movie that sounds utterly dumb out of context.

... Seriously? Seriously.

The serious answer is, they’ll take a 5 minute break. They’ll either put up a splash screen, ads, or just have a few minutes of dead air with a “brb”. The latter has led to names and cult followings being attached to many a streamer’s chair by chat.

The difference between the 98 mph fastball and the slow curve ball, is that the Oriels are actually HITTING people with their pitches.