Something awe-inspiring that emits light, is not immediately identifiable and not so valuable as to convince 2 crooks to steal it instead of returning it to their boss.

Citizen Kane may have been a landmark in the use of deep focus cinematography, editing, and brilliantly integrating storytelling and cinematic techniques but it sadly lacks “The Touch.”

It’s true, sometimes an overly long sentence can be a struggle for readers - the idea that one might have to cling desperately to a single strand of thought without the much welcome respite of a full stop can defeat even the most determined of readers, as well as being a worrying shift from the expected norms of…

Damn, AV Club has really taken a turn for shit over the last couple of years. I dropped off the regular site a while back. Picked it up at the new home a few days ago, and it is something very different than I remember it.

I don’t see what Marlon Brando Look-Alikes have to do with any of this.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

I will give a kidney to any executive who can make that happen, Stewart still has some Picard juice left in him.

A similar thing happened to me. It was my divorce attorney who wrote “My ex-wife is a dirty, dirty whore” on my Twitter account.

You just made the list, pal.

Or Mel Gibson...”GIVE ME BACK MY HOTROD!!!”

Scars chicks dig. There ya go. I Yoda-fied it for you.

There hasn’t been a debate this heated over something this meaningless since The Great Szechuan Sauce Debacle way back in... last week.

No one better mess with his stapler, he’s got important business to do :/

Is “Pepperish Farm” the Great Value version of “Pepperidge Farm”?

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

I’ve been promised Danny Trejo, and copious amounts of nudity. I will watch this, and I will not be ashamed.

I think I’m starting to get it. You don’t have any idea what a Nazi is, do you? Don’t sweat it friend, this is easily remedied. What you want to do first is go on something called the Internet... wait, I think you already are! Hey, we can eliminate a step! Okay, now what you want to do is type the word ‘google’ into…

I was going to criticize your quick diagnosis of insanity but your name indicates you are doubly qualified to make it.

It seems that maybe this comment was meant for another article. Or you’re just a crazy person.