if Jim Anchower got his car fixed finally, maybe he can chip in a few bucks too!

Prof. Farnsworth shooting him from the forward only time machine was a good one. Until he had to loop back around again and accidentally clipped Eleanor Roosevelt instead......

ill fax them some extra paper!

omniscient lets her know how the movie ends, Omnipotent lets her smash the theater when she gets mad at the couple that forgot to shut off their cellphones......

clearly if you can overlook the glaring 400ish major plot holes, this is a ok movie.

i was less upset about who Snoke may be, than the other 400 glaring tractor trailer sized polt holes that filled this film. really disappointing....

it can only be two things

my birthday gives almost everyone a free day off of work, also fireworks! so you are all welcome!

learn from Eric Cartman, and dont try and freeze yourself up in the mountains to make the time pass!

we could lose our phony bologna jobs!

Agreed, its harder and harder to come back here........

i didnt think they would DARE talk about the trailer in an article about the trailer!! i mean really, who would have thought that??? its absurd i tell you!!

but i dont have to see the “You Have Died of Dysentery” on the screen this time?

just so perfect for this scene RIP

i think Three Amigos would have been a better movie, but they used TWO exclamation points, and jinxed it. ( i dont know how to do the upside down exclamation mark on this keyboard)

this is what happens when T. Herman Zweibel is in charge of the layout.

i used to get the print edition with the onion as well, and while i didnt post a lot, id check the site daily. now i may scroll over once a week or so, just since its still in my favs. but the layout is a joke, and the ability to follow a conversation in the comments is non existent, even with the chrome extension.

are there Trix just for kids?

born and raised in Freeport, still living there :)