I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

cheap, but effective

I feel like people are watching these movies for all the wrong reasons. Like, turn off your fucking brain and enjoy the superhuman slugfest for what it is, and then turn your brain back on afterwards.

Fighting Cawks

I drink vodka maybe four times a year... when there’s left-over orange juice from whatthefuckever, and maybe one or two White Russians. Smirnoff is totally fine and the price is good. I save money for where it makes a difference, like good beer and whisky.