One in five US children is food-insecure. Our HUD secretary is furniture-insecure.

This is everything that is wrong with people of this generation and this administration wrapped up in one neat little package.

Seconded! And this after his remarks about how people in public housing shouldn’t be made “too comfortable.” Ya know what, Ben? Your office is in a public housing! Our housing for your office.

Separation of church and... sorry just blanking that last part. Was it lobbyist money? No that can’t be right.

Little kids go hungry every single fucking day, and you spend the price of a new car on a table?

“We will continue to ask for God’s guidance to do what is right.”

To quote a Bible verse while under investigation for massive corruption is the absolute height of hypocrisy.

Who knew that “draining the swamp” meant turning it into a sewer?

Then why aren’t they having ceremonies blessing dead bolt locks? I’m pretty sure those do more on a regular basis to keep them safe than their fucking guns.

HOW THE FUCK CAN THESE ASSHOLES NOT UNDERSTAND THE INHERENT AND OBVIOUS CONTRADICTION BETWEEN FOLLOWING THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS “LOVE YOUR FELLOW MAN” CHRIST AND ASKING FOR HIS BLESSING FOR TOOLS DESIGNED SOLELY TO KILL LARGE NUMBERS OF THEIR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS?

In other countries where not-insane people make the rules, a gun-worshipping cult would be cause for concern, but here in the U.S. we happily celebrate 0ur freedom to hump AR-15s in a sweaty frenzy.

What...the...everlasting...f*** is wrong with people?

Even a slapdash guillotine will cut a neck like soggy wood when there’s no spine to deal with.

And as a guy who supposedly was poor when he was a kid, where the fuck does he think they’re going to get the money to fix the toilet. “Ok, i’ll just dip into my savings...” Dafaq?

At a forum last December, Carson told public housing residents in New York City—where there is a $17 billion backlog of maintenance requests—that if they want repairs made, they should do it themselves.

Retail price: approximately $8,800

Just a reminder that the poverty level for a single person in the United States is $16,000 a year. This asswipe nearly doubled what someone can barely get by on for a TABLE.

What fucking chair is this sleepy asshole looking for that’s $5,000 plus?

“$5,000 will not even buy a decent chair”