Nothing will surprise me after a train trip in Ireland, overhearing a couple of central Florida ladies explain to a bemused local all the evidence that Barack is instituting martial law so he can be the last president of the US, but Michelle is actually the one running the country, and by the way, Michelle is a man.…

My brother’s inlaw’s side of the family is out of the minds crossfire crazy people. Paleo too. While I adore them all to death, I had the unfortunate experience of being on vacation with them all for almost two weeks and I couldn’t take it anymore. From the minute they get up to the minute they go to sleep it’s…

Their logo looks like a distended anus, probably from shitting on that guy so hard.

“I’m stunned.”

They can pray their empty heads off at home. Keep prayer out of the public arena.