Would it be too cheap and easy of a joke to suggest she’s still Clueless?

The unconditional love I have for Clueless is almost deep enough to be able to forgive Stacy Dash for being a neoconservative asshole. But it is not.

The problem with those lovely cream colored chunky blankets is that if I got one, it would never be washed and therefore would get Dog hair and cat hair and pizza sauce and cat pee and Chinese food sauce, and pot sticker sauce, and tikka masala sauce and white wine and red wine and vomit and period blood all over it…

I dunno I think he looks pretty good in this pic.

Right? Like, people get older. It will happen to all of us. Oh wells.

People really resent him from not being the teenager he was 30+ years ago, don’t they. He’s 52. He doesn’t even look bad for 52.

I think it’s called aging

I don’t understand why you keep saying people are projecting. If they have experience, that does not equal projection.

Her mother says she doesn’t expect her to call back, so she’s not asking her to call her back. So that doesn’t seem rude at all by not calling back all the time. And she’s not forcing the mother to be the one to initiate contact every time - the mother contacts her 4-5 times a week between texts and calls. She’s…

Not really. Using money and threatening to cut off contact with your child because they won’t call you back during the first semester of college is extreme. I cannot believe people think this is ok.

Believe me, if you had a narcissistic parent, your take would be radically different. Everything “seems” normal on the surface, but it is far from it.

The shifty things (financial threats, and the Christmas thing is just petty and spiteful) are characteristic patterns of manipulative relationships, which is why it has raised a red flag for some. That alone doesn’t let us know exactly what the situation is, but it’s enough to give us pause. That’s why we’re saying…

The mother is sending multiple texts and placing at least one call a week (for 5 minutes, ha!). She couches all her hurt in terms of,’we’re paying for college’ and I’m going to behave like a child and give her the cold shoulder over Christmas and not give her presents. This is massively immature behavior. Any adult…

Lol, I find you unsympathetic and annoying. I’ll respond to you as I damn well please.

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in the full vine

How do you manage to fail at hoodies?

Um... How... How is he doing that wrong? How do you manage to fail at hoodies?

So cranky. So awkward. Crankward.