First time I’ve seen on of these and thought, “Yeah, that kind of works.”

She really thought that because she had a horrible relationship with food and never allowed herself to eat anything she liked, I should be even more miserable than her as punishment for being fat.

I tried to be polite for awhile, but eventually I just went full out bitch—when she made rude comments about my food, I’d just start talking about how delicious it was and how I just didn’t understand how she could live on nothing but Lean Cuisine. Didn’t she get tired of eating absolutely nothing but godawful cheap,…

That sucks and it’s kinda funny since “low-fat” and lean cuisine are not the most effective way to lose weight or stay lean.

I think we share a co-worker. These bitches always have to comment on what everyone is eating and how we SHOULD be on a diet. Eat, don’t eat, but mind your own damn business.

I had a coworker at my last job who was routinely furious that, even though I was fat and she wasn’t, I still allowed myself to enjoy food while she subsisted in Lean Cuisine and fat-free yogurt. It made her SO angry, and she just couldn’t shut up about it—she’d hover around my cubicle at lunch time and make comments…

What the hell did I just read?

Aww yisss

I don’t know. I think she’s pretty captivating as Helena.

“You are the ugliest Mark yet.”

Thankfully it’s very rare that female characters get a shite deal, am I right guys.

Stock makes every single grain better.

I do want to say, for the eight Deadspin commenters who actually dabble in quinoa, making it with chicken stock instead of water makes it taste 500,000 times better. Once you use stock you will never go back.

From osteobroth.com:

Does she seriously believe that when you eat collagen it goes into your cheeks? That's, uh ... I mean that's really not at all how it works.

Don’t care this post is 6 months old. Still getting a star.

So it's bouillon powder then? Also they want $50 for ~9oz of this shit! Fuck them.

As a clinical pharmacist, I agree with the physician. And with Albert. Gluten free diets are, for the most part, clown shoes for the general population. Most people's diets are shit but it has nothing to do with gluten.

I would leave refined carbohydrates out of the argument. American are fat because they eat too many calories. You can eat refined carbohydrates and not be fat as long as you keep your calorie intake to maintenance level or below. Great article by the way.

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.