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Yeah, that tracks.

I mean, humor is subjective. If wry observations on the president (or fuckability of Thomas Middleditch’s ass) make you laugh, you have experienced humor. I’m slightly to the left of Ralph Nader but I even find the president funny, on occasion.

You missed the joke, and somehow made an even better joke. Well done.

My favorite “forgotten” part of US history is COINTELRPO. I wanna see that HBO prestige drama.

You stop noticing women’s hair. Dangerous side effect, thanks for warning everyone.

Is “cancel culture” when your shitty behavior is suddenly worth less than your contract? Because, if so, I finally understand cancel culture.

As someone (a man) who does this every few weeks: it is the best feeling in the world.

Know what I’m doing today. Rest in peace, Malik.

Raffi’s a real one.

A distraction from the fact that Donald Trump is the first president, almost ever, to not have a pet dog. Weird, right?

Fuck. I would’ve been so popular in high school. Oh well.

It must be 1980 again because I just shit my pants.

I want to burn a Confederate rag, but I don’t want to buy one. What a dilemma. Any donations?

Ironic shitposter.

Kanye’s still a genius, right?

Things are changing but some are not. Little Mac now has a justified hatred of robots. Sousa didn’t die but everyone thinks he did. I think the reason Jemma is having problems with her memory (and had the time to build a time machine between the end of last season and now) is because she’s done the loop a lot. A lot a

I knew it. This is, at least partly, a time loop.

It is obviously a comparison between peak TDS and a joint by the star of that show. I guess I’m really wondering is that fair? After the first year no one confuses Colbert with Colbert anymore. Does Stew get the same courtesy?

So I’m not sure if this review is measuring the film against Citizen Kane or whatever, or just The Daily Show, c. 2005.

My work just made Juneteenth a holiday like two days ago. I’m sitting here getting paid while a big part of America discovers they were not taught all of American history in school.