I’m left of Snowball, but I’d never call myself woke.

Wait, “woke” and “incel” are now dichotomous? This really is the worst timeline.

The (Neo)Tokyo 2020 Olympics are literally happening. Why are people not freaking out about this?

I was thinking Neo would be the new Architect. This dude could be the new Neo. Probably wrong, but it would work.

Whoever it is has to be able to pronounce French words and phrases perfectly, or it won’t feel right.

Fuck cancer. Thus ends my hot take.

Boo-fucking-hoo. Marty and Gunn need to get over themselves. One is entitled to: be alive, or universal respect. Pick one.

PS: Please tweet about this very thoughful gift and we will give you another 10 million dollars.

I love this Crisis already. It’s like they really tried to recreate the event, instead of just having a bunch of Orphan Black-style camera tricks.

Tim Allen’s suit is really nice. Thus ends my hot take.

Oh please be Chun-Li.

I feel old just recognizing this list.

Nothing creepy, but Chloe Bennet has a movie star quality, and great timing on her jokes. She should be in the bigs.

Yep. And likewise.

So, like, what is your argument? Whoopi is a child rapist?

Well said.

Lol yeah, it didn’t come to me until later. Ted Danson was Whoopi Goldberg’s date, not the other way around. Which makes it worse, and funnier, somehow.

That’s the funny part: I think she did.

Yeah, I can’t argue that, but Whoopi thought it was funny.

Anyone remember when Ted Danson did blackface at some thing, and Whoopi Goldberg was his date?