Given Sale’s apparent maturity level, he and LaRouche’s teenage son were probably BFFs

White Sox clubhouse is offering a half off sale on throwbacks!

Other things “non-physical in nature”

I was jerking off when the bulletins came across the TV saying Diana had died. Totally ruined my efforts. No need for a re-try in 10 minutes, it was no use. Thanks a lot, Diana.

The attempted assassination of Ronald Reagan, or Loni Anderson’s boobs. All three were noteworthy events of the early 1980s.

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

Why is he still in Ohio?

JJ Watt didn’t skip leg day on 9/11.

I used to like this guy - great story as a walk-on at UW, local boy makes good - but wow, he’s become insufferable.

#BlackTopMatters

Tyson: Congrats, University of Cincinnati!

The NFL doesn’t care who they alienate anymore. The fans, the players, Mark Zuckerberg — but what they’re doing the entire city of London by forcing them to host 3 games is beyond the pale.

“I gotta say, Facebook’s decision to stream less strikes me as a pretty bad idea.”
-Matt Harvey

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

Evidently the last person who told him not to write outside of the margins got stabbed with a Bic pen.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Day says the good news is that Ellie is fine. But she can no longer enjoys listening to Dave Matthews Band.