I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

playing catch be like...

Might not be a Niners fan; might just be a run of the mill asshole who gets a hateboner from putting people down.

Immediately after the game, the San Francisco 49ers reached out to offer the St. Michael-Albertville defensive coordinator a job as an assistant coach.

It’s shitty, but I think his death definately made him one for a lot of voters.

Given that Mike Mussina and Curt Schilling haven’t gotten in yet it is hard to know. Granted, Schilling may be getting blackballed a bit - not that I care given his bigoted ways.

If he isn’t, it’ll be due to old school idiots who value Wins over anything else. (note: if you’re a great pitcher on a shit team, it’s tougher to get wins. Ask Pedro how he lost 8 games on the Expos one year and had an ERA under 2.)

If he isn’t, it’s a travesty.

My favorite scene with Hella was when she reveals the murals in the throne room. Kinda chilling scene.

I’m glad they kept the bigger twist involving thor during the final part of the movie a secret, going as far to use cgi to alter footage from those scenes in the trailers. Nice work.

Oh yeah. That was awesome. I stupidly forgot about that one because it wasn’t a surprise ‘bad guy reveal’, but a surprise ‘this is who the bad guy is related to’ reveal. The audience let out a collective gasp when Keaton opened the door, plus he was excellent in that scene where he gives his daughter’s date a bit of…

Lost interest once I saw he was using glitches. Nope. Sorry, but I’ll never accept Glitching, Exploiting and TAS as actual speedruns. Cheating to beat a game faster isn’t beating a game.

Hint: Poe’s Law.

Enrico Pallazzo?

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING.

underrated comment.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

I am a geography teacher and when I read it I threw up in my mouth a little.

Well, one is kneeling passively during a ceremony, and the other is literally rejecting airplanes during a weather event. Can you really not figure out why a person might view one more favorably than the other?

I read the chart as "bald works for any face shape". That's why there is a bald head displayed for each one.