your fly is open

They have no reason to build a 2-door Tahoe ever again. The only niche who wants 2 door SUVs are off-roaders and the modern Tahoe just isn’t a good place to start. 

I hate this. Every single piece of it. I own a CJ-8 Scrambler. I loved the idea of the Gladiator. I think it looks fine, yes the rear doors are weird, yes the bed is kinda small, but you know what, for a what it is, it’s fine. But it most certainly is not in any way, shape or form the successor to the Scrambler. It is…

that exposed radiator! 

If you’re not tailgating, you’ll see them.

Do you know the concept of a hot rod? Sorry, but too much power is never enough. 

Will it do 185?

It’s not as thought OEM’s are selling MORE trucks than any normal time, it’s just that they are selling MORE than anything else right now.  There won’t be a glut of trucks any more than there is any other time.

What’s that in stones per hogshead?

I’m sure they’re lovely cars, but they just don’t do it for me. I saw the ones that were built for SEMA a few years ago and it took all of 5 seconds watching a video for me to tell that they were FWD based crossovers with absurd amounts of bump steer. KIA has shown that you can sell a full size sedan as an SUV if you…

Here’s a thought - just make the whole plane first class, as in give people a little space - and be happy you can operate.

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

The word you are looking for is “commandeer”, or more realistically take in exchange for outstanding debt to the government. The government just needs to level a few good fines right now and we could have a few more floating hospitals in just a few months.

Rich guy Bradley has a backyard. Lives next to fancy Kristen.

are you fucking kidding me?

The whole “minivans are uncool” thing is ridiculous on it’s face. You ceased being a cool person when you had kids, buying a tarted up wagon with plastic wheel arches isn’t going to fool anyone. Just get the damn minivan, it’s the best tool for the job.

The first law of thermodynamics would like to have a word with you.

“in a market that can’t get enough of big and stupid SUVs."

This is like saying that anyone who changed their WinAmp skin back in the day was phony.

Considering that most GM cars are shit WITH drivers, this does not bode well.