Does it look as “douchey” in real life as the truck does?

Lame. My first car was a 1987 Pathfinder...back when they were two door triangle window cool...

I don’t get this either. Can only assume it’s due to the influx of foreigners - that would be Califoreigners, New Yorkers, and the usual suspects from north of the Mason-Dixon line.  The markup I’ve been party to was for an F250, dealer was like “look if you want an F250 you need an F250 and we’re not budging.”

It’s bots all the way down...

Wait, you can inject a margarita?  Been doing it all wrong.

Safety Third

He’s looks happy, but maybe that’s just bc HE’S NOT BEING POUNDED BY A GD DIFFERIN AD EVERY 2 SECONDS.

Bet the killer extension was Gross. Image was Terri.gross - that’d brick ya for sure.

Well yeah, soon to be announced Amazon Prime’s “Below Deck” equivalent with hotties working and hooking up on Bezo’s Yacht is bound to be more successful than the pilot of “Below Mezzanine” featuring Amazon facility workers dodging robots, pissing in bottles and hooking up on your unshipped prime order boxes.

Michigan seems like an odd place to start, with the exception of proximity to auto manufacturers I don’t see it quickly leading to a viable practical installation.

“ not all of the station is that old”

You have to use it in a work conversation, and it needs to flow like Ghostbusters “Everything was fine until D!ckless over here”  e.g. “Everything was fine until Pimp Sauce over here started driving backwards” “Is this true?” “Yes, this man is a saucy pimp”

It’s not “Burgundy” it’s Merlot, as in “Merlot Brougham”

Better yet setup a swap that can work at home as a backup power supply while it’s in the charging station. Sell the vehicle with a spare or two that will hook into the home like a generator.

He’s littering with a plane. Not to mention a garbage video.

“The Varg weighs 242 pounds when fully charged” sooo, does it get lighter when discharged?  Couple electrons here or there?

How could he not have red flames and the PWagon logo on this thing?

In any given situation, a Honda Fit driver will always choose the wrong option.

Looks like the auto equivalent of the weird made in china stuffed animals your kids get from the claw machine at the arcade. Where you can tell they’re made of leftover parts, we’ve gotten a duck billed rabbit, a unipig with wings, and something panda like with hooves we just named “Spare Parts”

Yeah that looks like a short branch off the Ford evolutionary tree.