The kicker? Everyone in London has a French accent.

They did a new IP, Watch Dogs. It was really boring.

I...wait.

Did you actually believe that any Call of Duty game -ever- would feature a story that wasn't a bunch of wish-fulfillment pablum?

Fahey, I normally love your writing—and your insight—and I'm hoping this was just a tongue-in-cheek "wouldn't it be funny if" post. But god damn, man—expecting Call of Yearly Profit…

He did his job, it was what it was, and do you ever get tired of throwing out that "all true gamers" garbage?

I did that job :D it was actually my first in a big video game company and on a AAA title. The name was "marketing artist".

Is there a way to switch this 30fps in cutscenes bullshit off?

"99% of people can hardly tell the difference between 30 and 60."

Who the fuck do you know who can't tell the difference between 30 and 60fps?

Strange when I see on Newegg now a Sapphire R9 290x with 8GB of vram for $480. Only off by $530, and this is the first single GPU to feature that much vram.

"PS4 and xbox one versions will always look nearly identical and PC just slightly sharper."

I refuse to support Uplay

Gamers are fucking pussies. There are so many good games now it's easier than ever to say FUCK ASSASSINS CREED

This is so skeevy. A big middle-finger to Ubisoft. Way to totally shoot yourselves in the foot, guys and gals.

"Wow. Entitled much?"

if i paid for it YES THE FUCK I AM. But since nobody knows yet we'll just wait it out.

Whelp, looks like I'm pirating these games. I hate UPlay more than anything.

What other news reporter comedian? There are three of them in the left wing (Colbert, Stewart, Oliver). Of the three, Colbert's stance is usually that of a hardline Conservative, because his program is satirical.

So let me understand this: You are offended that Conan is making fun of a video game? You take personal offense against disparaging remarks about games, gamers and/or gaming culture, is that it? You're upset that he's ridiculing Call of fucking Duty, which at this point is the Madden for people who jerk off on…

Maybe try not to be so hurt by the words of comedians...

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