didn’t know that. i already hoped McGregor would die, now i just hope sooner.

McGregor beat and raped a girl, he beat Floyd there at least.

But the best part is the old dude was like “What? Did a fly land upon my cheek? So...as I was saying...”

Glad you noticed that too. So rude. “Just gonna squeeze in here, bump you with my shoulder, stand uncomfortably close, start pouring and spilling whiskey everywhere, and now i’m gonna hit ya, for no good reason...” What a punk.

mayweather still has the title. he’s repeatedly assaulted women. 

“What’s the difference?” —Queen Victoria

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

We’ve all had the “Would you fight/box against Mike Tyson for a million dollars?” argument in a pub or at lunch break, or the “Would you take a punch from Mike Tyson for a million” variant, which is essentially the same really, since I’m pretty sure Iron Mike in his prime would have put me into next week with one good…

Yep, Conor MacGregor is gonna try and bully some dude who lived through and probably participated in The Troubles.

He just can’t seem to stay out of Troubles.

Nah. More like piece of shit racist asshole sucker punches drunk Irish guy.

McGregor was moved to punch the old man when the old man told McGregor, “Ah laddie, here’s wishin’ a blight on all yer potatoes!”

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Refusing a free shot of whiskey is the LEAST Irish thing ever.

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

The worst thing about Conor McGregor is that he gives whiskey drinkers in Ireland a bad name.

This is the most Irish thing ever.