If they’re rich, would they finance them?

Some onion should fix it

Your life does not suck

Naturally...

Really impressive!

Or, perhaps Honda+Ute for “Hoot”. Prelude+Ute would end up as “Poot”

I’m a little conflicted on this one. I would expect anyone who is buying a grown-up toy like this to not require protection from themselves - kind of like wearing a motorcycle helmet. I’m not a fan of the nanny state, but this is 5000lbs of metal and plastic, and it could well hurt others.

Would he deny turning left?

FAKE TELEMETRY!

Interesting that the Sierra made the list, but not Silverado and the Tahoe, but not Yukon. With these being platform-mates onder if it’s safe to assume in those cases that it’s trim items and not the major items which these would share.

Proof that it is possible to polish a turd!

They wouldn’t let the car go without at least a conditional approval from a lender. However, if they couldn’t fulfill the stipulations of the approval, they would just expect the car to be returned. If they went with a different lender, it would require a completely different contract to be completed - see the…

I imagine that Otto receives excellent bedtime stories.

First off, it makes me crazy how people seek to find anything and everything personally offensive these days.

Tom, by “better brand” do you mean “horrifically unreliable?” I see the appeal, but there’s a reason why the 500 is so cheap second hand.

Looks like that puts them in Texas in August. In an air-cooled car from before A/C was a thing, hand-oiling the top end of a hot engine. This guy has balls.....very, very sweaty balls.

I love your articles, projects and being a bystander to watch your descent into rusty Jeep madness.... But I have to point out, this abomination is in better condition, likely more reliable and possibly less bastardized than anything in your backyard/muddin’ park.

I beg to differ. I see a purple, early 80's, narrow body as a rolling pile of regret.

It’s great how much the kiddo engages in your car enthusiasm. Generally they just wanna go fast.

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