Or you get paid $700 to take it?

Did you just work a “My Fair Lady” metaphor into this post about a “Ratchero?”

Another key distinction, Torchinsky deathtraps can only hit 75mph by going off a cliff, which would certainly test it’s safety standards.

With all that plumbing, it looks like a refinery on wheels. Which, would be convenient before your corner gas station existed. Just drill a hole and fill’er up from the ground.

If you look at it as a car that looks like the gorgeous Daytona, but you can actually drive and enjoy it without fear of devaluation, it’s NP.

I didn’t even read the article yet. I’m just ecstatic to see the return of Torchinsky!

Most states have regulations against this, but they may not be heavily enforced.

I had 2 2004 model vehicles and thought these were completely unnecessary. After having to replace one with a new truck, I have become a believer. The MyLink setup is good about having physical controls for climate control, etc. So you don’t have to dig thru menus for common functions.

“You can say you like vintage cars, and it’s easy for anyone to get that you like cars with real fenders and headlights on stalks.”

No Regerts!

I have to assume that you are using the youngster vernacular where “stupid” is a good thing when describing the 98 Vantage. Because my generation would call it “bitchin’”.....which is also a good thing.

ATS-V would have been a car I would seriously consider. I mean, if I weren’t an utter cheapskate.

“The comments section in Jalopnik posts are the definitive source for automotive facts”

Does this qualify as a lie? I mean there is a function, just not a positive one.

I had a rental Caliber once. I actually felt pity for the poor folks that had to build it.

When he’s not yanking everyone’s chain, he peruses blog sites for enthisiasts of life-insurance actuarial tables.

LOL....

This would essentially be the perfect supercar for me. Great looks, sound and performance without the ludicrous maintenance of a Ferrari/CGT/etc.

No worms, but being a dog he lacks the ability that we primates enjoy to digitally scratch out butts.

I will no longer be so aggro when my dog goes animal style and starts dragging his ass on something. At least it doesn’t get this messy.