The NFL’s approach to rules brings to mind Terry Pratchett’s Horseradish Sauce Hypothesis, which is as follows:

Listen man, don’t come in here with your facts. We don’t need that shit around here.

I never get picked for anything.......

Bravo - this is a subtle beast of a burn.

“Cheese tends to stick like napalm” That’s an...unusual food analogy, but I understand it. 

The bizarre thing though is all the weird people that hate his reporting. Like all the people trying to take him down after they couldn’t believe the Fallout ‘76 multiplayer reveal. And I feel like these are the same people crying about ethics in games journalism, and when they see it, well I guess that is not what…

I’m still waiting for the shoes that will auto-tweet how awesome I am every time I hit a jump shot on my kid’s Little Tyke hoop.

Why keep a full kitchen staff if he eats from KFC every day?

Well, most black girls look masculine anyways, maybe he thought it was a homeboy.

A GoFundMe page has been established to help cover the costs of replacing Jenkins’ car.

Obsessed stalkers are the worst. To all the stalkers out there, keep it casual, don't be all weird about it.

Oh yeah. And dude! Festivus is coming up!! I am SO READY to air grievances with people!

I don’t think a day goes by in my life where I am not in some situation where I can quote the show. It’s outstanding to this day.

Watch them blow everyone's minds and have Andromeda be revealed as trans.

Remember when crybabies threw a temper tantrum over the BSG remake making Starbuck a woman?

Everyone trying to steal a piece of someones success....

Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...

Have you considered getting a bigger face?

10:23 p.m. The power in TGI Friday’s goes off for one second. One waitress squeals “It’s the ghost!”

1. Thanksgiving dinner is way too strategically problematic under any circumstance and