TWylite

3/9/16

Cohen was just being Mercurial.

11/18/14

I've read more articles (one) about the Aaliyah biopic TwitStorm than actual tweets about the Aaliyah biopic (zero). That's still not as many vowels in "Aaliyah" (four, or five if you count 'y').

4/23/14

Merle Haggard Haggard

4/9/13

Paraphrasing David Letterman:
"Meco, Taco. Taco, Meco."

6/28/12

Has Mr. W.K. reiterated his staunch pro-party stance?

6/28/12

Has Mr. W.K. reiterated his staunch pro-party stance?

6/19/12

Basically "Mamma Mia" for the sons of the 80's. Sign me up!

6/19/12

Basically "Mamma Mia" for the sons of the 80's. Sign me up!

6/15/12

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6/15/12

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6/8/12

We only take our children to Romanian movies with no subtitles made with handheld camcorders about ill-fated lovers suffering from tuberculosis who mumble in dimly lit rooms about the futility of life. And only in cooperative theaters run by vegan anarchists.

6/8/12

We only take our children to Romanian movies with no subtitles made with handheld camcorders about ill-fated lovers suffering from tuberculosis who mumble in dimly lit rooms about the futility of life. And only in cooperative theaters run by vegan anarchists.

6/7/12

Ask not what Amanda Bynes can do for you, but how you would do Amanda Bynes.

6/7/12

Ask not what Amanda Bynes can do for you, but how you would do Amanda Bynes.

6/7/12

Throat Warbler Mangrove.

6/7/12

Throat Warbler Mangrove.

6/7/12

Put that mellotron down! Mellotrons are for proggers only!

6/7/12

Put that mellotron down! Mellotrons are for proggers only!

6/5/12

Best SNL season ever. My lawyer father even loved Martin Short's "Nathan Thurm", as it reminded of fellow lawyers he'd encountered.

6/5/12

Best SNL season ever. My lawyer father even loved Martin Short's "Nathan Thurm", as it reminded of fellow lawyers he'd encountered.