I love this story. Also, I would rather be in a plane FILLED with people furtively fucking in secret under blankets than have a kid kicking the back of my seat. Or be seated next to someone chatty. Fuck on, star-crossed roommates of the world!

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

Inspired by the Rachel Dolezal Method of non-answers.

Can I identify as 26? Forever?

From the time she was first born, she was always raised as being currently a 26 year old. It’s a parenting/life strategy.

THANK YOU! I have more than a few people making posts immediately going to “This isn’t enough.”

Unsolicited advice: Savor the moment. There’s always more to do. We’re nowhere near the finish line. But if you don’t celebrate the victories, you run out of energy for the fight.

Did anyone else watch this for an absurdly long amount of time?

#teamcat is pleased as punch.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

No, that’s clearly a golf club. Unless you are riding horses REALLY wrong.

Yeah I’m not always the biggest T Swift fan but she seems completely right here. If Apple wants to lure people in with a free trial, which is a totally standard marketing move, it’s on them to pay for it as part of their promotion costs. A hotel offering a free night’s stay to new visitors wouldn’t be able to forgo…

Only class you need

Not until you’re in the pros, buddy. Not until you’re in the pros.

A League of They’re Owned

When all the catholic girls in my hometown were getting purity rings, I sort of found myself wanting one. I was (am?) pretty materialistic although in the purity regards I suppose I'm "morally casual". Anyways, my dad bought me a ring and said "this ring should remind you that you're allowed to do whatever you feel…

You have no idea how many hours of future mental anguish you have saved me. Seriously. Also, my god is she pretty.

Just FYI on the before pictures - they are RAW image files (large files meant to preserve the maximum amount of visual information possible) which always look greyish and dull before processing. The photographer deliberately lights and shoots in a way that gives the post processor the maximum possible creative leeway…

I for one am amazed at how little the bodies were changed. These women are indeed beyond beautiful. Which, of course, is no news, having seen people this beautiful in real life every now and and again.