Oh my God, it's too cute. The sweet-looking fat cat got a sweet-looking fat family! Thank you for this. My heart, it is warmed.

Ugh, that's so disgusting. I hope that kid got in trouble. How did your class react?

i have a happy ending to one story though: here's the happy adoption photo for the declawed cat that got turned into us because of the boyfriend not liking him. he has a new home and family that loves him very very much

Declawing is the fucking WORST. I'm not even putting the woooooorst .gif in here because it's lighthearted and there is NOTHING LIGHTHEARTED ABOUT MUTILATING A CAT AND AMPUTATING ITS FINGER JOINTS TO THE SECOND KNUCKLE TO SAVE YOUR GOD DAMN PRECIOUS FURNITURE THAT EVERYONE SECRETLY HATES AND MOCKS YOU ABOUT ANYWAY.

my biggest issue is when people tell me "oh, you don't have to explain what declawing is, i read all about before i had widdle mr fluffums declawed" - you knew and you did it anyway?

he was actually backing away from me in the parking lot, saying it was his mother's idea "because of the furniture" and telling me that his cats are treated like royalty and they never ever go outside. so i told him the story (minus most of the gory details) of the polydactl cat that was clearly previously well loved,…

You took the words out of my mouth. If you're old enough for the concept of breasts to be titillating/sexual, you're old enough to know touching a stranger's is NOT OK, and are thus deserving of any throat punches which result from doing so. (Disclaimer: All my parenting theory is based on horse training, in which…

I was an actual high school teacher and once yelled at a kid—an 18-year-old Senior, "WOULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR COCK OFF OF ME?!" in class. He had repeatedly pressed/grinded his crotch into my body (once again, in class!) and I was tired of being mildly sexually assaulted. I was probably a tad inappropriate, but he was…

Ten bucks says these little shitbirds turn into rapey fratbros later on. Not that they'll actually rape anyone, just that the foundation for being sexually aggressive is there.

sadly, i am in the same situation. had a date last night end on the dubious note of me going a little overboard on what happens when people declaw cats, who then develop behavior problems and the owner dumps them at the end of a dirt road or leaves them behind, outside, when they move. people who abandon animals…

The only thing I'd change anout this is to say that the bodies of all people are off limits without consent. The whole episode started with groping to ascertaine gender and that wouldn't have been any less of a violation if a boy/man had been in the suit, even if a guy probably wouldn't have sparked a wave of…

Given that this was in 1986, a full 5 years before a United States Supreme Court justice was confirmed despite the fact that he sexually harassed a woman relentlessly, I don't think a 16 year old would have gotten very far in a case against Chuck E. Cheese.

I initially debated either doing servers revenge, dumb customers, or people all out of fucks for this week (ive got enough for all of them, easily), but the pig and chuck e. Cheese submissions were new and i couldnt bring myself to not use them.

A relative had one - might not have technically been a pot-bellied pig but it was some small breed. My recollection is that she was super strong (way stronger than a dog of similar size) and everything they say about pigs' intelligence is correct. My relative kept the pig's food very high up in the garage and once…

I was reading a novel the other day, and one of the characters got a pot-bellied pig. According to the instruction manual he was reading, you have to be sure you plan on giving them a consistent amount of attention (don't kiss all on them for the first few months and then start ignoring them because hey, novelty over)…

I know, jesus. I really hope the poor pig had a happy ended, but knowing what usually happens to abandoned animals—really ruined this week's installment of BCO for me. People fucking suck.

Reminds me of when I was younger and someone broke into our house (happened a lot) but instead of stealing anything, they left a pot bellied pig in our basement.

I couldn't read the whole thing. I was imagining how scared the poor pig must've been.

Boy Scouts are the literal worst of the literal worst.

Turns out, someone had bought a pot-bellied pig, then decided they didn't want it and had just let it loose in the mall.