Big tits eventually sag, but I still love them.

Um i wanna play a different game.

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

You say you get it; your post makes it obvious you don’t.

This is terrible. Just reaching the prime of life and to have it snuffed out in an instant, I can’t even fathom that. Also, the teenager dying is sad as well.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

I’m no doctor but that reaction is based on the brain’s response to suffering a traumatic injury and the resulting shock of realizing you have to have surgery in Brazil.

When I was 25 I once rolled up to a fancy restaurant in my 1997 aubergine-colored Dodge Stratus, and I left the keys with the valet. After a very nice meal at the restaurant, we headed outside and waited for the valet to return with my car. After about 5 minutes, imagine my horror when the valet returned with a 1997…

Okay so this one time, I convinced my friend to let us take his dads 250 California out for the day in Chicago and...well...lets just say it was one interesting day off.

This blog loves America more than you ever will

Do they make gloves that would fit his hands, though?

I R8 THAT R8 PASS 0/8 M8

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

O.o No, no. I claim 50% of this. The other 50% is Dan’s. This isn’t political, it’s about a politician, but it isn’t political. It’s just supposed to be funny.

Mike Pence is your friend’s dad that always comments on the length of your skirt.