twotoneloser
TwoToneLoser
twotoneloser

What being unemployed is like?

And as strong as the irony is, he wasn’t even in a car when it happened.

Pork Roll? Oh! Taylor Ham!

I thought New Jersey was just covered in goop pretty much everywhere

Thats even better than the PT Cruiser I saw covered in “BUY AMERICAN AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE DEPORT THE ILLEGALS” bumper stickers.

It would be legit if the sword was welded directly to the shift linkages

They are both ones I would have. But the front of the ‘61 looks too Chevy and not enough Caddy for me.

All things being equal, a new buick regal cost a years minimum wage in 1977.

To prove your point a bit better, overhead cam engines came first, and were more common than people realize in the early days of cars.

WAIT

I don’t know about the velour and shag, but the B body is a normal car that drives exactly like a car.

Delirium Tremens ipa is pretty good. Of course, its the only ipa that doesn’t taste like somebody already drank it and threw it back up.

No, the Ikara was desgned for Spongebob

You are correct.

No, it just reroutes engine oil from the turbo to the windshield.

Yes, but compared to the Nova that came before it, it looked really cheap. Like they drew styling insparation from this:

Is this picture of how it would look to fly off the road, roll down a hill and crash into a steel mill at 3am?

Caddy is doing it wrong. If they want prestige, the price needs to be higher, and the build quality and performance better than Euro cars on every level.